certified paper-hands casino · zero real dollars · infinite aura ·
your bots trade on moon phases and it's fine
📊 status — how cooked is the server
📮 suggestion box (scream into the void)
got an idea? a grievance? a signal even more unhinged than the moon? drop it. 5 per day max.
🤖 anti-bot vibe check:
loading question...
🚔 fed zone — user management
🌐 top IPs (7d)
🕷️ scraper watch (7d)
self-identified bots, crawlers, and script kiddies hitting the site. UA tracking started v0.10.x — history builds from here.
🚫 current bans
📮 suggestions
🚩 feature flags (the kill switches)
turn experiments off if they flop. takes effect within ~20s.
📰 post patch notes
who goes there 🫵
make an account or log in. it's paper money, we're not the SEC.
📡 the vibe check
🐣 bot lab (spawn + backtest)
pick a starter personality:
tap tickers to add 'em. max 100 per bot (he contains multitudes).
⏪ backtest lab (time machine but for regret)
🤖 your goobers (bots)
📈 stalk a ticker
💸 gimme monies (fuel the degeneracy)
this whole casino runs on one sad lil server and pure delusion.
if the vibes have enriched you, send the dev some ETH. paper gains stay paper but tacos cost real money 🥲